Life in Tepic Nayarit

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Life in Tepic Nayarit

Tepic is a land of many strange practices

This is one of the unpleasent activities of life that those of other cultures never quite adjust to!

Photography is not a hobby for me, It's repulsive! The way I capture and celebrate life is truly a horrid event. In this album, I've assembled some of the worst photographs known to mandkind.

On account of providing this much needed service I've come under the relentless vicious attack of art lovers everywhere. For this reason I've had to hide out in the dense jungles of central Mexico; ever wandering from Internet Cafe to Internet Cafe rather than enjoying the comfort of my beloved home, Canada.

For these past many months I've been running with a price on my head! That's right, I'm scheduled for execution by a ruthless gang of competent photographers and artists the instant they catch up with me. PLEASE, with your help I can continue to allude these desperate paint sniffing bullies. I need to continue to disguse myself to both escape the death stroke intended for me and to continue to enter remote jungle Internet Cafe sites to update this site and this cost's MONEY!

How can I help you ask?

Please send $20.00 cash to:

"Save A Bad Photographer"

APDO Postal #227 63000

Tepic Nayarit Mexico

Don't delay I really need your help!!

REALLY, sometimes I have to dress up like a monkey or a water beetle so snitches don't rat me out. These costumes take time and money to create.

For example:

Red rubber gloves cost $38.00 Peso's. I need them so I can pull one over my head and sneak into a village disgused as a rooster to update this web site.

One of the many roach infested hideouts I've had

to endure while on the lamb in recent months.

Thanks in advance for your life saving $20.00!!!

It's people like you who save crummy photographers like me from the hatred of "Artsy Fartsy Artizans".

Remeber for your kindness I will continue to update with other worthless, blurry, over-exposed C grade photos regardless of the determined opposition against me! I only hope enough of you respond with contributions so I can continue to provide mediocre photos that repulse so many of my peers.